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Short Hilarious Jokesrt Hil Quotes & Sayings
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As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone's face and say, Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!
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Happy holidays from someone using environmental friendliness as an excuse for being too cheap and lazy to send a real card.
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I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.
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The Butcher Boy is a very great novel indeed and a very important Irish novel. The ambiguity of that is, he's writing a book about an appalling situation and he does it in a hilarious way.
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Guy friends are the best! And hilarious, not awkward, fun to hang out with...until you start to like one of them...
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He's annoying, he's hilarious, he's he makes me yell, he drives me crazy, he's out of his mind, and he's everything I want.
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When you're surrounded by friends and exes, there's a whole lot of stuff that starts crawling out. But however serious and traumatic those experiences may be to the participant, to the onlooker they're hilarious.
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And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did.
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What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime.
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I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
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Life is too short for half-hearted connections and meaningless run-throughs.
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I think a benefit is that we try to put it up in a short time. From the decision to do this mission until we fly, it's six months and one week or so, so it's a very short time.
Claude Nicollier
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I've read short stories that are as dense as a 19th century novel and novels that really are short stories filled with a lot of helium.
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Life is so short, so fu.. it, just do what makes you happy.
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Life is too short to be cynical, So smile dare to believe, and leave the door open for the MAGIC..
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Let's not allow ourselves to be upset by small things we should despise and forget. Remember Life is too short to be little.
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Realize your dreams and live, not your fears. Life's too short to worry about the opinion of others.
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I'm a fan of short horror fiction... in fact, the most memorable horror I've read is of the short variety... but I have a hard time pulling it off myself.
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Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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