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Short Joke Quotes & Sayings
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
H G Wells
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I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it.
Ryan Reynolds
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Jack Handey
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Scandinavian-Danish cuisine was something quite rustic, mostly known for pastries and smorgasbord cuisine, which in itself has become a joke.
Rene Redzepi
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There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable.
Benoit Mandelbrot
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If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny.
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One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.
Mark Twain
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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.
Henry Van Dyke
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Love is too strong and life is too short. You have to love with your heart and live with your faith; you have to believe in yourself so nothing will put you down. You are an angel that god has laid down, He has created you not only because that is what He does but because He wants to watch you live HIS life you have to follow your dreams and get somewhere in the future ahead, if you make bad choices he's going to take you back and send you to heaven or to hell.
Abby Wainwright
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Can we all admit that the electoral college system is a joke and it should be banished.. This system dosnt make sense to me.
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what.
Jackson Browne
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark
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I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.
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If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.
Will Rogers
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You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
Harper Lee
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A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
Latin Proverb
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Life is too short not to love it with all your heart. Cherish every moment, be kind to yourself and appreciate everything you do.
Hermann J Steinherr
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Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dir.. joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood.
Gloria Steinem
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Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
Eddie Murphy
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