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Short Temper Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of the sufferer.
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A wise government knows how to enforce with temper, or to conciliate with dignity.
George Grenville
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
Dylan Nace
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.
Robert Frost
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He who is slow to anger has great understanding, but he who has a hasty temper exalts folly.
Nishan Panwar
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Women on their period always ovary act.
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I kind of hate Halloween parties. I usually just go for the boos.
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My temper leads me to peace and harmony with all men; and it is peculiarly my wish to avoid any personal feuds or dissensions with those, who are embarked in the same great national interest with myself, as every difference of this kind in its conseq
George Washington
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
Bo Burnham
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Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.
Robert Frost
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If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Very often in everyday life one sees that by losing one's temper with someone who has already lost his, one does not gain anything but only sets out upon the path of stupidity. He who has enough self-control to stand firm at the moment when the other person is in a temper, wins in the end. It is not he who has spoken a hundred words aloud who has won; it is he who has perhaps spoken only one word.
Hazrat Inayat Khan
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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