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Sleeping Beautiful Lady Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Well, I went through some emotionally abusive relationships and allowed myself to not be properly respected as a lady, as a human being even, though I tried everything I knew to be a lady.
Gloria Gaynor
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I couldn't do any of my other characters, you know? But I could have done the lady. Church Lady's Malibu Beach party is an idea I have for a movie, too. Yes.
Dana Carvey
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Three things i'v learned in school; 1. Texting without looking 2. Sleeping with my eyes open 3. Teamwork on tests
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You see anyone can see a pretty girl, but its takes special people to see an old lady and to be able to see the pretty woman she must have been.
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I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls.
Maya Rudolph
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To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome.
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I just hate sleeping alone, I hate sleeping alone. So shes here and were both so throwed.
Drake
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
Jack Handey
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Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic! Stanford: You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.
Sex And The City
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Venus, a beautiful, good-natured lady, was the goddess of love; Juno, a terrible shrew, the goddess of marriage; and they were always mortal enemies
Jonathan Swift
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Give us that grand word woman once again, And let's have done with lady; one's a term Full of fine force, strong, beautiful, and firm, Fit for the noblest use of tongue or pen; And one's a word for lackeys.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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As a girl, you're supposed to love Sleeping Beauty. I mean who wants to love Sleeping Beauty when you can be Aladdin?
Ellen Page
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After reading the TJ Hooper case, a lady in class asked Torts professor if Learned Hand was an actual person.
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A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
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I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.
Frankie Valli
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Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.
Johnny Depp
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Romantic Lady, single baby. Mmh, sophisticated mama Uuh! Come on, you disco Lady, yeah Stay with me tonight, mama.
Kool And The Gang
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'What do you fear my lady?' 'A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of valor has gone beyond beyond recall or desire.
JRR Tolkien
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