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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
Nikhil Saluja
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Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.
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Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
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'Are you athletic?' Yes, I surf the Net.
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You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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Sometimes on Facebook, I feel like I'm just talking to a wall.
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Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!
Raymond Estrada
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
Hussein Nishah
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Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection.
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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