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Even with the best of intentions, even when they're very smart and knowledgeable - as opposed to George W., who is neither - it doesn't seem to matter.
Robert Scheer
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I hate when really smart people say they aren't studying or don't care about their grades. You obviously do.
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I was very young when we got married and I don't know why it worked out like it did or how I was smart enough to know that this was the right guy, but somehow I got lucky.
Kyra Sedgwick
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My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
Bob Monkhouse
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people.
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I thought that he was taking shots at me, when it was just jokes. It was a misunderstanding, a mis-communication ... I'm about making money.
Soulja Boy
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I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again.
Milt Kamen
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I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.
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That awkward moment when your friend jokingly says something about you but it secretly true.
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Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.
Unknown
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
Jersey Shore
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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
Nikhil Saluja
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I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.
Neil LaBute
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Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
Unknown
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
Unknown
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Eric Morecambe
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You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...'
Unknown
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Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.
Ashley Tisdale
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