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Smirnoff Vodka Quotes & Sayings
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I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.
Lisa Marie Presley
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You ain't got no wins in mi casa. Maggianos hoppin out the benz like a mobster. Pasta, pellegrino penne ala vodka. Lobster, Filipino talking to me proper.
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Young ni... coming up they wanna gun you down, drinking vodka in the memory of my ni... damn.
Rick Ross
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Ive lost 11 pounds, and Ive noticed my body toning in weird areas. My bra bulge is gone!
Karina Smirnoff
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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.
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I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
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Homos..uality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
Yakov Smirnoff
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Drowning in a haze of smoke and glasses that never run empty Bottles of soho, cheap vodka and twenty; twenty.
Jean Grae
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We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
Yakov Smirnoff
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My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
Yakov Smirnoff
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Mario has so much energy that by the end of the day, I just feel drained. I just sit in front of the TV set. I don't even know what's on. It's great to be with a person who has so much to offer. He's energetic, charming, handsome and intelligent. But it's a lot of work.
Karina Smirnoff
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In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
Yakov Smirnoff
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I was on cloud nine. I could not believe that I would get to meet Richard Gere, Jennifer Lopez, Stanley Tucci and Susan Sarandon. Then Richard came in one day and I had to dance with him just like that. I thought I had died and had gone to heaven.
Karina Smirnoff
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Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
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When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
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To me, s..y is the confident energy a person produces. s..y is the comfortable feeling of being who you are. s..y is not just having beautiful lips, legs and arms; its beyond that. s..y is soul.
Karina Smirnoff
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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They say milk gives u strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can't. Drink three shots of vodka and it moves all by itself.
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We formed this band when we were 18-19, we couldn't play... We were just like 'Let's get together and play some cover songs, drink some vodka...' a year and a half later we were touring the world, releasing records.
Lars Ulrich
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