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Smoking Funny S Quotes & Sayings
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Just saw a pregnant lady smoking a cigarette. We live in a cruel world ladies and gentlemen.
Unknown
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As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
Mark Twain
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Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
George Dennison Prentice
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I'm counting money I'm smoking plants, call that shit math and science.
Lil Wayne
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Every time I'm in my car I'm smoking that green. Even though this real life, its like a movie scene.
Wiz Khalifa
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Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life.
David Hockney
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
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So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.
Damien Hirst
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I be shittin on these ni...s, like I'm sippin Metamucil. And we smoking on that gas, pass it like excuse you.
Lil Wayne
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I'm chain smoking loud like it's a Newport. Dad wasn't around, my father figure was Too Short.
2 Chainz
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Smoking on something grown at home. So I can blow O's. ni... I'm from PGH but all my weed from Californ'.
Wiz Khalifa
14 Likes
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George F Burns
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
5 Likes
I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.
Coolio
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Smoking a escubano, guzzle my second bottle. Hope I dont catch a homo, grossing our net.
Nas
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When I was an art student in the early 60's before the acid scene began I was smoking pot just like anyone else who was an artist.
Bill Griffith
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Nobody should smoke cigarettes - and smoking with an ulcer is like pouring gasoline on a burning house.
Sara Murray Jordan
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I'm a crack-pipe smoking black gorilla with about as much poetic ability as a pre-teen.
Mobb Deep
6 Likes
Ay yo, ay yo, barbeque and blow in the back of the crib. Sittinand countin, smoking a spliff, this shits a gift.
Raekwon
4 Likes
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