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Southwest Airlines Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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I'd had no particular interest in the Southwest at all as a young girl, and I was completely surprised that the desert stole my heart to the extent it did.
Terri Windling
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The easiest gift to give my husband is anything to do with airlines and flying.
Kelly Preston
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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If anyone wonders why the airlines are not doing well it is because flying has been made such an unpleasant and degrading experience.
Keith Henson
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I had redesigned my entire amplifier system for this tour because airlines are very strict now.
Lee Ritenour
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Hurricane Sandy gives American Airlines a great excuse for running as late as they always do.
Unknown
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I had some airline stock, but the airlines tanked. I didn't have a lot of money in them, though.
Mickey Gilley
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The first job I had with the Smithsonian was as a field researcher among African American communities in Southwest Louisiana and Arkansas for the festival.
Bernice Johnson Reagon
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A lot of faith is placed upon the airline itself. The FAA has never and will never have enough resources to completely monitor the airlines.
Wayne Williams
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I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.
Willard Scott
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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Since the turn of the 20th century, members of the Jewish community in Upper East Tennessee and Southwest Virginia have been meeting together to celebrate and worship.
William L Jenkins
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As an undergraduate, I had an opportunity to go on a number of archeological digs. So I had experience excavating, digging up remains of ancient Indian villages in the Midwest and in the Southwest.
Donald Johanson
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In American Airlines lounge amazed by how much alcohol people are drinking at 10am! The coffee's free too!! Well, it is 'AA' after all...
Jennifer Carpenter
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
Unknown
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
Unknown
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Nikhil Saluja
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
St Thomas Aquinas
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