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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
Kiara Sellars
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I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what po..ography is to erotic language in a good novel.
James Humes
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when theyre not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when theyre not so bad.
Unknown
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In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.
David Cross
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An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
Woody Alle
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
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I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don't pick, and the reason I don't redraw them or use them again is that I like to use my brain every day and come up with new jokes.
Sergio Aragones
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Love is one of those jokes you have to be there to get.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I am all for jokes, I am all for laughter.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Mark Russell
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I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know.... She'd be three of them.
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I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one. And she said, I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23.
Max Kauffmann
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If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to make me laugh. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. Thats not a turn-on for me.
Ryan Phillippe
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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Let me rub your tummy girl till' you feel better babe, read you something funny, girl. Jokes to make you laugh.
Miguel Jontel
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Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.
Mike Epps
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Relationships are a lot more like algebra. For instance. Have you ever loked at your X and wonderd Y?.
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Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they're not the brunt of the jokes. In this, they're the heroes of this story; we love these guys.
Bobby Farrelly
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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