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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.
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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
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Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box.
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My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him.
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Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist.
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I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.
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Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans...
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If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.
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You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are.
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If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.
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I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on the internet.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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