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Stupid Driving Quotes & Sayings
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after.
Unknown
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Because of my crazy work schedule, I have become something of a master at changing my clothes while driving. The men driving next to me love it.
Vanessa Marcil
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I hate driving with my mom, she acts like its my first day driving. I dont need you to be so nervous omg. IM A GOOD DRIVER!
Unknown
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
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I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...
Unknown
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And suddenly I realised that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension.
Ayrton Senna
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We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus.
Unknown
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I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
Unknown
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These songs are old friends I have entertained myself with when I'm washing the dishes, driving to the store and walking down the aisles. The ones that you sing when you're driving in the car and as a singer you always go back to them.
Al Jarreau
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I really think we should pass a law in every state, I don't care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or not. You shouldn't be driving a car if you're over the age of 80. Maybe even less than that.
Evel Knievel
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There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.
Jesse Ventura
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When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic.
Unknown
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I don't care whether you're driving a hybrid or an SUV. If you're headed for a cliff, you have to change direction. That's what the American people called for in November, and that's what we intend to deliver.
Barack Obama
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I wanted to make a film about stupid people that was very vulgar and deeply stupid. From that moment on I can hardly be reproached for making a film that is about stupid people.
Claude Chabrol
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Never text while driving. I'm pretty sure what you have to tell someone is not more important than your life.
Unknown
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Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows.
Bernard Devoto
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When I'm driving, I hate pedestrians. When I'm a pedestrian, I hate drivers...
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My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.
Salma Hayek
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