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Teen Pregnancy Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She's got a construction zone going on in her belly.
Al Roker
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I'm scared to have children because I can't imagine creating something more needy than myself.
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When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesn't quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound, it's so incredible.
Danica McKellar
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You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking.
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We are like a woman with a difficult pregnancy. We have to rebuild the social classes in Egypt, and we must change the way things were.
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Crazy! But the apple cider vinegar is actually healing my pregnancy induced acid reflux!
Tamera Mowry
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Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm not pregnant.
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Half a million women die each year around the world in pregnancy. It's not biology that kills them so much as neglect.
Nicholas D Kristof
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I felt like my pregnancy was a sacred moment for me. I stayed in Boston and I didn't work apart from the contracts I have, and then I only let them use my face.
Gisele Bundchen
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Teenagers need to prevent pregnancy to begin with...this isn't ideal. But I'm fortunate to have a supportive family, which is dealing with this together.
Bristol Palin
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Pregnancy, period, breast cancer, ...., abuse, being walked on, harassment, abortion; Females. Thats why I respect them.
Unknown
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Admit it, at least once in your life you shoved a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.
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Juno showed me that speaking in cute lingo can negate the horrifying chaos of an unwanted pregnancy.
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Does a prostitude file pregnancy as a work-related accident?
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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I'm at the point now where I'm so far along in my pregnancy that I just want to be at home most of the time, so I have to find fun things to do to keep busy...lolol. Video games can be addicting!!!
Kendra Wilkinson
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I can't move anymore...I'm a beached whale! I have not been without a bra this entire pregnancy. I refuse. I'm not taking any chances. I'm determined to keep the puppies up!
Rebecca Romijn
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I still think Im fat. Right now Im worrying about how Im going to lose weight after the pregnancy. I feel like an elephant, but I do get the occasional s..y pregnant day where I think I look great.
Lily Allen
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Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.
Robert Anton Wilson
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Hollywood has completely changed in that regard and I think is nice that women aren't asked as much to choose between a career and a pregnancy.
Sarah Wayne Callies
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