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Tell The Bartender Two Shots Of F Quotes & Sayings
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I wanted something that would remind everyone of me, so they mixed their most popular liquor with their sweetest. The bartender did name it a Brooke Davis.
Brooke Davis
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
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When we pour shots
LMFAO
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Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, 'What will you have, sir?' And I said, 'A glass of hemlock.'
Ernest Hemingway
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So cups in the air, everybody let's take shots.
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I was a bartender in New York and I overheard this girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial. A kid at work told me, 'Hey, I know this director and he'd really like you!'. So I walked into this guy's office and was like 'I was thinking maybe I could make $3000' and he hired me for commercials, short films, like 15 jobs in a row.
Pauley Perrette
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Two more shots, then I'm out. I'm a motherfu..er and I got a potty mouth.
Tyga
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We're taking good shots, they're just not going in.
Derrick Rose
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But I always had the ability to say no. That's how I called my own shots.
Sidney Poitier
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In this world, I call the shots and I think I know best.
Mariah Carey
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I call the shots, I am the umpire
Nicki Minaj
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And yes I call the shots, I am the umpire.
Nicki Minaj
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Patrones on the rocks and I'm ready for some shots
LMFAO
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The women come around everytime I'm pourin' shots
LMFAO
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Yes, if I had it my way I would do all the shots myself - I used to do that when I was just a cameraman, an operator - but there's no way; you can't do that anymore.
Dennis Muren
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I don't remember too many rounds where you get shots given to you. Usually, ones are taken away.
Stuart Appleby
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For me, certain shots or scenes are keys in the movie.
Sam Mendes
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I'm not wild about hand-held shots.
Claude Chabrol
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My gun shots will make you levitate.
Mobb Deep
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Wayne Gretzky
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