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Thank You Lord I Dont Smoke And Drink Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
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Drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster.
Benjamin Franklin
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Neither be ye idolaters, as were some of them; as it is written, The people sat down to eat and drink, and rose up to play.
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They give drink to every beast of the field: the wild asses quench their thirst.
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And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and said, Take this, and divide it among yourselves: / For I say unto you, I will not drink of the fruit of the vine, until the kingdom of God shall come.
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I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime.
Tracey Gold
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Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.
Jim Morrison
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There is something something urgent I have to say to you and you alone but it must wait while I drink in the joy of your approach, perhaps for the last time.
William Carlos Williams
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If all the world were paper, And all the sea were ink, And all the trees were bread and cheese, What should we do for drink?
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What do I eat an hors d'oeuvre for? Because I have a drink, and then I have to have blotting paper in my tummy.
Constantine Stackelberg
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How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics!
Isaac Asimov
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
W C Fields
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And Elijah said unto Ahab, Get thee up, eat and drink; for there is a sound of abundance of rain.
Bible
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Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.
William Henry Davies
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And it shall be, that thou shalt drink of the brook; and I have commanded the ravens to feed thee there.
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No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach's sake and your frequent infirmities.
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The other guys drink, but they don't drink anywhere near what I used to. And I think they're slightly respectful of the fact that I'm off it, so it's not a problem.
Graham Coxon
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I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and so following; but I will not eat with you, drink with you, nor pray with you.
William Shakespeare
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Wealth is like sea-water; the more we drink, the thirstier we become; and the same is true of fame.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.
Nancy Witcher Astor Viscountess
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I only drink Mickey's I can't afford the cans I drink so much they call me Charlie 40 hands.
Hollywood Undead
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