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That Monte Ball Said Quotes & Sayings
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y second tell me how you pressed em at the Monte Crystal. Where so&so from, and what neighborhoods beefin, Who baby momma's a rat, and who got killed last weekend. That shit is mad depressin, bringin me down. Speak on somethin with some substance that can get us both paid rather than tellin me how these ni...s jockin yo style.
Kendrick Lamar
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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I love baseball.' So he goes 'Did you know that if Jesus had played ball, he'd have been the greatest ball player ever?' Like I'm gonna argue with that logic. So I sat there for a second, and then I said 'did you know that if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholics would have beer and hot dogs at Communion?' He left.
Bill Engvall
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I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.
Dennis Quaid
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I thought for like five years that when you have s.., you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened, that you have to come a ball out of that little whole at the tip of your d..k. I was terrified! That's what I thought, you just...Bahh! And you push a ball out and she's screaming and there's blood everywhere...and you can only do it twice and then you're out of balls. That's what I thought. You come and have two babies, and then you just walk around with an empty sack for the rest of your life. Which turned out to be true...
Louis CK
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One of the aspects of form that I have been very interested in is stasis - the concept of form which is not so directional in time, not so much climactic form, but rather form which allows time, to stand still.
La Monte Young
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He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.
Chelsea Handler
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I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.
Dennis Quaid
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Running long and hard is an ideal antidepressant, since it's hard to run and feel sorry for yourself at the same time. Also, there are those hours of clearheadedness that follow a long run.
Monte Davis
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Ball 'til I fall I done did it for my dawgs. Ball 'til I fall I done did it for y'all.
Birdman
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going 'there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot.'
Bill Engvall
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Can I ball? You know it ma.
Lil Romeo
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The more things you do, the more you can do.
Lucille Ball
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We can have a ball, anything you can have it all.
Cam Meekins
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It will always be the ball and me.
Tiger Woods
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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
Lucille Ball
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I always keep a ball in the car. You never know.
Hakeem Olajuwon
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Without the ball, you can't win.
Johan Cruijff
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Keep your eye on the ball.
Ford Frick
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Ross Perot. I could have had a ball with him.
Rich Little
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