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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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We are all a little broken, but last time I checked, broken crayons still color the same.
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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I really wish everybody really would stop acting pregnant or doing extra stuff the last time I checked being pregnant was serious.
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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The main stem was then in most cases twisted in a zigzag form, which process checked the flow of the sap, and at the same time encouraged the production of side branches at those parts of the stem where they were most desired.
Robert Fortune
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I hate when people talk about being independent. Last time I checked you're still living under your moms roof and living off of her paycheck.
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Money cant buy happiness? Last time I checked money can buy you candy, a mansion with a indoor pool & endless supplies of jello.
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Last time I checked, you don't invite everyone to your family reunion. You only invite your family.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.
Conan OBrien
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Some people have the time but they don't have time while others have time but do not have the time.
Jacques Prevert
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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...
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I know. I checked. Online.
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And you cant think ni...s forget, ni...s dont forget...last time I checked you wasnt handling the presidential pe..s correctly and I'm thinking how you gonna handle the world when you cant handle a d..k bi......fu.. it that was yo main missile to look after..that was yo air force one you let fly the fu.. off!
Katt Williams
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Anyone who thinks they're s..y needs their head checked.
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I want to encourage everyone to be proactive with their health and get checked out.
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Please hurry up spring break because I have mentally checked out of school.
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White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She'd be like, 'There...take time out to pick up your teeth.'
Martin Lawrence
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