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The Best Fat People Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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It's not about weight, it's about fitness, and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat, because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.
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A fat person doesn't eat what's right but eats what's left.
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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Never call a girl fat you don't know how far she'll go to prove you wrong.
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When your significant other asks if she looks fat in an outfit...simply smile grab a random dress and say "Not as fat as you look in this."
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I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.
Kirstie Alley
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I hate it when skinny girls complain about being fat. Seriously bro, do you wanna date a walking stick? Hell no.
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I am not fat, I am a Nutritional Overachiever.
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If your so upset with being fat. Then why are you still stuffing your face?
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Being Fat, does not give you the right to say you have a Phat Ass.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
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Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'
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