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A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke.
Arthur Miller
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Growing up, 'wocka wocka' was like my thing...I would tell a joke and then go, 'Wocka wocka!' I was a bit of a nerd.
Amy Adams
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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The fact that gay marriage isnt legal everywhere at this point is a joke. But there are things now that you never thought would have existed, so I think that were kind of in good shape.
Adam Levine
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These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the reason why it is so expensive, or one of the reasons, it's so expensive to run here and why so many people decide not to run.
Michael Bloomberg
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Laugh about your mistakes, but, learn from them. Joke over you troubles, but, gather strength from them. Have fun with your difficulties, but overcome them. That's the way to live life.
Justice Cabral
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the s..: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"
Eddie Izzard
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
Unknown
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
Ryan Swain
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Generally speaking, we get the joke. We know that the free market is nonsense. We know that the whole point is to game the system, to beat the market or at least find someone who will pay you a lot of money, 'cause they're convinced that there is a free lunch.
Ron Bloom
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We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
Brendon Urie
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If I like a guy, I think a good way to feel that out is to go on group dates with people that you're comfortable with. So then you can get comfortable with the guy and just joke around, be yourself. Talk about music, movies, any hobbies that you have and then in no time you'll be comfortable around each other.
Victoria Justice
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I love this crazy, messed up, heart breaking, joyful, tear jerking, laughable, joke filled, memorable thing we call life.
Unknown
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It must be a cruel joke of nature that people who are so bad for us, make us feel so good.
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I'm still scared to give another human being all of my love and affection being heart broken is no joke.
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We all have, in my family, what we call the 'Vorderman bottom' a sticky out, bigger-than-normal, signature, of the rear variety. It's been a family joke all our lives even my lovely brother has one. I know the lines to all the good singalong big bum songs.
Carol Vorderman
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I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you laugh hard, but to see some kind of personal interaction that no one could write is so good. Those are always the things that make me laugh.
Luke Wilson
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You're going to make mistakes. You're going to go about some things the wrong way. That said, be wise enough to hit the reset button and get over it quickly and make a joke out of it.
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Talk shit bi..., I don't give a fu... You ain't nothin but a joke, we're laughing at you.
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
Max Eastman
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