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Van Philips Quotes & Sayings
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My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
Emo Philips
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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Philips
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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Philips
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I've had many nicknames over the years: V, Nessa, Nessy Poo, Nessy Bear and Van. Only my parents call me Van, though, and I hate it. I get embarrassed.
Vanessa Hudgens
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Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
Emo Philips
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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
Emo Philips
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I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
Emo Philips
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People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi.
Emo Philips
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In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
Emo Philips
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What makes people the world over stand in line for Van Gogh is not that they will see beautiful pictures [but] that in an indefinable way they will come away feeling better human beings. And that is exactly what Van Gogh hoped for.
John Russell
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Little pains In a due hour employ'd great profit yields.
John Philips
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My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
Emo Philips
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I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
Emo Philips
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Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.
Emo Philips
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Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?
Emo Philips
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
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It's up to each person's parents whether they think it's too frightening or too violent, how much their kids can handle, what they want to teach them, what they want to show them.
Gina Philips
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
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When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.
Emo Philips
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The flowers anew, returning seasons bring; but beauty faded has no second spring.
Ambrose Philips
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