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Very Funny About Womenbout Women Quotes & Sayings
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To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.
Judd Apatow
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People are taken aback by a confident, pretty girl who knows what she wants in life and isn't going to let anyone get in her way. And you know what it's all about? Jealousy.
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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Women are not pals enough with men, so we must make ourselves indispensable. After all, we have the greatest weapon in our hands by just being women.
Maria Callas
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Marcel Achard
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In an argument; Men use reason and never have enough. Women use emotion and always have too much.
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I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know.
Esther Williams
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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I wish women were like hockey...Only twenty minute periods.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.
Colleen McCullough
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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford
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Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
Marlene Dietrich
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A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
Robert Paul
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A beautiful woman uses her lips for Truth, her voice for Kindness, her ears for Compassion, her hands for Charity and her heart for Love. For those who do not like her, she uses Prayer.
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You know what, when I write my records, I write them with my women in mind. Young women and just women period, older women because I feel like a lot of things we go through are very, very relatable, like you know so with that being said, I get inspired by that, you know, and the cool thing is that music is a way of expressing yourself and knowing the power of song, also inspires me.
Ciara
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COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
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A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
Rudyard Kipling
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