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Weed And Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I made her wonder why a ni... never? Everytime we meet she never wear clothes. Puffin on the weed when I'm taking off her pantie ho...
J Stalin
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So what if I`m smokin` weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It`s not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It`s a peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that.
Snoop Dogg
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I say shout out Mack Maine, backyard bully. And the weed purple like a black girl pus...
Lil Wayne
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You ni...s too small dawg, Im thinking bigger. Critics comment on how Im smoking weed and drinking liquor.
Wiz Khalifa
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Your son out in Barbados, cheese eggs and potatoes. Smokin' weed on the beach as my mind workin' like Play Dough.
J Cole
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My grandparents fought for racial equality, my parents for gay rights, but the only thing my generation will fight for is weed legalization.
Unknown
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I'm chilling for an hour, smoking weed, watching Worldstar. Benz in the garage, probably got to drive your girl car.
Mac Miller
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Pounds of weed, Sour D. That medical for my allergies. In the hotel with your girl for bout a week, shootin a shower scene.
Juicy J
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At the time I was smoking a lot of weed and partying. I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night before. I'm amazed I'm not dead.
Ashton Kutcher
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Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you." He goes, "fu.. you, ni.... I got kids to feed!"
Dave Chappelle
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What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Call me Spider-man because I'm in love with Mary Jane.
Unknown
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You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed? -Tony Stark
The Avengers
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Don't feel sorry for me, have a party for me, bi...es, balloons, Bacardi and weed, And let ni...z know that I died with a heart of a G (AYE).
Juelz Santana
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you know the king klick, yeah we got the bomb weed, we got the southern kali shit that make ya eyes bleed.
Kottonmouth Kings
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What you gonna do when the people go home and you wanna smoke weed but the reefer's all gone? And somebody had the nerve to take the herb up. Out the doobie ashtray, why they do me that way?
Devin Tha Dude
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Bake somethin and never hold none, young ni...s with some old lungs. Catch me out at your college campus, weed rolled with a cold one.
Wiz Khalifa
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If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint.
Unknown
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I love having my hands in the dirt. It is never a science and always an art. There are no rules. And if it comes down to me versus that weed I'm trying to pull out of the ground that doesn't want to come out? I know I'll win.
Matthew McConaughey
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I call my weed Nirvana, smells like teen spirit and my packs so fu..ing loud you can't hear it. Ahhhh!
Machine Gun Kelly
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