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Weed And Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
Seth MacFarlane
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of s.. jokes and gross humour.
Keenen Ivory Wayans
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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I gotta get paid play player holla holla. Saint Claire got much to offe.r Whether it be weed on 93 Or off on the glock glock for some dollars.
Bizzy Bone
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I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.
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I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment.
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Ever since the herbs slow down, police and rude boy. Dem inna showdown, them a search round the compound. Yuh kno, I'ma man a no weed clown. Find a little piece of land and I plant me home grown, so.
Collie Buddz
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Little more weed, 1st class seats. 1st class ho.., we on south beach.
Wale
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I grab a Swisher Sweet and use my fingernail to cut it. Gut it, then I dump the droppin' out then stuff it full of coffee and if you don't know by now coffee is kilo. In other words weed a fat dime is a pillar.
Devin Tha Dude
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So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'
Tommy Cooper
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
Frank Muir
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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One of the jokes on our flight is that, if we have a normal entry day going, the plan is for me... to actually take the orbiter first and fly it for maybe 10 or 15 seconds and then hand it on over to Scooter.
Duane G Carey
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You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically.
Hector Elizondo
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Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
Mike Wilmot
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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
Tommy Cooper
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If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
Milton Jones
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word.
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