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Weekend Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Weekend Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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I'm going to do dumb shit this weekend. Who is with me?
Lo Bosworth
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Let's go out drinking with your money.
Unknown
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Let's keep what happened between me and you and all my friends.
Unknown
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She don't want a weekend she wants all of me or none of me. If she can't work with all of me then she say she done with me.
Drake
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Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend.
Rebecca Black
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I don't want this weekend to end!!!!!!!!!!
Rebecca Black
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I suggest we drink before we go out drinking.
Unknown
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Thank god its friday! You have a weekend to recharge.
Unknown
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But you love me, at least thats what she said. That whole weekend in my bed.
Lil Wayne
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Let's do a liquid cleanse with alcohol.
Unknown
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'I hope it's cold and rainy all weekend.' Said no one ever.
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I don't want this weekend to end.
Rebecca Black
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It's safe to say I regret everything from last night.
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I'm teaching the dog how to babysit.
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