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Why Be Drunk Driving When You Ca Quotes & Sayings
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
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And suddenly I realised that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension.
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Because of my crazy work schedule, I have become something of a master at changing my clothes while driving. The men driving next to me love it.
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I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...
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I hate driving with my mom, she acts like its my first day driving. I dont need you to be so nervous omg. IM A GOOD DRIVER!
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We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus.
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I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.
Clea Duvall
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it's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Weird like when you spend a weekend not sweaty and drunk in a basement full of garbage.
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I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out and out shit, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk.
Amy Winehouse
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