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Witty Facebook Status And Quotes & Sayings
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Am I on facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on facebook?
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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
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I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook...
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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Why do po.. sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches po.. and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends.'
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Welcome to Facebook: Where ho.. call out ho.. when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame a.. dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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Try to say the letter 'M' without your lips touching.
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Me, fail english? UNPOSSIBLE!
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if you ever try and fail, you need to erase all evidence that you tried.
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It's your god. They're your rules. "You" go to hell.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
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Don't let life get in the way of your dreams... go back to sleep!
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I'm not single and I'm not committed... I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves...
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Hey people, it's pronounced BOTH, not BOFF. That will be all...
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