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Witty Friday Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Witty Friday" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Let's get our mind off America's debt crisis by maxing out our credit cards on a reckless shopping binge.
Unknown
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Good morning, may your day be filled with peace, love, happiness and success! Blessed Friday everyone and enjoy your weekend!
Unknown
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I understand what's it like to work all week and on Friday night just want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn and be thrilled by something.
Don Cheadle
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Ain't it a shame to beat your wife on Sunday. When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Oh, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
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As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds.
Richard H Davis
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A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.
Cyrano De Bergerac
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Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Ugh, Look at that b*tch, eating those crackers like she owns the place!'
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It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way. And you can actually hear about s.. and pot and it's okay, it's not completely bad and you can't say that to teenagers.
Caroline Dhavernas
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I thought of you today. I saw a cockroach and you crossed my mind. I stepped on it.
Jazmin Garcia
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A large nose is in fact the sign of an affable man, good, courteous, witty, liberal, courageous, such as I am.
Edmond Rostand
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Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
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Remember: Being awake during a Saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday night.
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People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to 'The Art of Happiness' by the Dalai Lama.
Carmen Electra
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I had to sing Britney's '...Baby One More Time' for Freaky Friday, and I'm not a singer. There I was in this L.A. neighborhood, singing. All the neighbors came out to watch.
Chad Michael Murray
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It was announced Friday that golf and rugby will be added to the Olympic Games in 2016. Though to save time they will be combined into one sport.
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If you ran as much as you run your mouth, you would be in great shape.
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Absolutely awkward, proud nerd & geek, decreaser of world suck.
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Paranormal Activity 4: Because people are stupid enough to pay to watch the same movie a fourth time.
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Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to die!"
Mahesh Shroff
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Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.
Francis Bacon
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