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Witty Friday Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Witty Friday" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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You know, I was a regular on the Friday afternoon drill squad. Um, which... The year after I left school, I went back and thanked the sergeant major because I was so fit.
John Newcombe
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I can't stay, who gon' save hip hop after me? It's like a torn ACL to an athlete. Boobie Miles, Friday Lights, capture me.
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The Good Friday Agreement and the basic rights and entitlements of citizens that are enshrined within it must be defended and actively promoted by London and Dublin.
Gerry Adams
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My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.
Graham Norton
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There's always that one kid in PE class who thinks it's the fu..ing Olympics. Calm. The. fu... Down.
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If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
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No man should travel until he has learned the language of the country he visits. Otherwise he voluntarily makes himself a great baby - so helpless and so ridiculous.
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When your teacher threatens to move you and you're sitting ther like bi..., moving me won't solve anything, I talk to EVERYONE!
Unknown
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Don't get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because we were always told to give our toys to the less fortunate.
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It's much simpler to be tortured on camera or to be filmed losing your mind. Whereas a script that has characters who are honest, witty and genuine...is often much harder to act.
Ellen Page
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fu..ing blue.
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You're my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don't worry about who I'm with now. It's not you.
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Is going to start living by the NMFP policy - 'not my fu..ing problem.'
Arjun Loveable
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Composers today get a TV script on Friday and have to record on Tuesday. It's just dreadful to impose on gifted talent and expect decent music under these conditions.
Alex North
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I convince Donna's fine a.. to come back to the party. I got her in my room, slid the dresser behind the door, and got myself a early Christmas present. You know!
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I didn't have any real art training, but when I was about twelve nad thirteen, another boy and I went to a sign painter's house every Friday night and took lessons.
Rube Goldberg
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JESTER, n. An officer formerly attached to a king's household, whose business it was to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances, the absurdity being attested by his motley costume. The king himself being attired with dignity, it took the world some centuries to discover that his own conduct and decrees were sufficiently ridiculous for the amusement not only of his court but of all mankind. The jester was commonly called a fool, but the poets and romancers have ever delighted to represent him as a singularly wise and witty person. In the circus of to-day the melancholy ghost of the court fool effects the dejection of humbler audiences with the same jests wherewith in life he gloomed the marble hall, panged the patrician sense of humor and tapped the tank of royal tears. The widow-queen of Portugal Had an audacious jester Who entered the confessional Disguised, and there confessed her. Father, she said, thine ear bend down -- My sins are more than scarlet: I love my foo
Ambrose Bierce
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There's nothing to do here on a Friday night but go to a football game. This town really revolves around football.
John Williams
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Heaven and a... fu.. all that shit! Y'all hos gotta get up off the corner with that.
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I don't work on Fridays, I make appearances.
Unknown
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