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Observe it, the vulgar often laugh, but never smile, whereas well-bred people often smile, and seldom or never laugh. A witty thing never excited laughter, it pleases only the mind and never distorts the countenance.
Lord Chesterfield
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Thou art so witty, wicked, and so thin, Thou art at once the Devil, Death, and Sin.
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Life is extraordinarily suave and sweet with certain natural, witty, affectionate people who have unusual distinction and are capable of every vice, but who make a display of none in public and about whom no one can affirm they have a single one. There is something supple and secret about them. Besides, their perversity gives spice to their most innocent occupations, such as taking a walk in the garden at night.
Marcel Proust
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The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
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You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.
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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty; How love makes young men thrall and old men dote; How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty: Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echo.. answer so.
William Shakespeare
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The witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.
Florence King
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I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.
Jarod Kintz
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Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.
George Eliot
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The discovery of the good taste of bad taste can be very liberating. The man who insists on high and serious pleasures is depriving himself of pleasure; he continually restricts what he can enjoy; in the constant exercise of his good taste he will eventually price himself out of the market, so to speak. Here Camp taste supervenes upon good taste as a daring and witty hedonism. It makes the man of good taste cheerful, where before he ran the risk of being chronically frustrated. It is good for the digestion.
Susan Sontag
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Your wit makes others witty.
Catherine II
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Wu-Tang is still the Witty Unpredictable.
Raekwon
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Let's have some new cliches.
Samuel Goldwyn
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I feel so miserable without you, its almost like having you here.
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Always use tasteful words - you may have to eat them.
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Tact: getting your point across without stabbing someone with it.
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I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
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I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.
Oscar Wilde
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Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?
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