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Women Are Funny Creature Quotes & Sayings
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All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.
Mitchell Perry
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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
Phyllis Diller
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Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.
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There are more men than women in mental hospitals...which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy.
Hussein Nishah
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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.
Marilyn Monroe
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Women are angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.
Unknown
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Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.
Unknown
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Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.
Nishan Panwar
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Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Benny Hill
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The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.'
Chris Pratt
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I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
Ethel Merman
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Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in s..ual terms, define Lesbian as s.. between women.
Rita Mae Brown
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What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great.
Paul Feig
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It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your 'portrayal' of women. Even when I started out on 'The Office' eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, it's completely different.
Mindy Kaling
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Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass!
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Fact: Women suffer more migraines more men. Reason: Because we have to deal with men
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Men use love to get s... Women use s.. to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza.
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task,since it consists principally in dealing with men
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I got expelled from the public library for putting all the 'Women's Rights' books in the fiction section.
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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