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Women Are Funny Creature Quotes & Sayings
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
Marcel Achard
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Dear gay men, Please stop being so much kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men. Its quite depressing. Sincerely, all single women.
Unknown
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Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
Nikhil Saluja
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Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
Gloria Steinem
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
Unknown
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Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. There's irony in what I do; that gets overlooked. I've listened to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way, often about women, and I'm not offended. It's meant to be funny. I'm throwing it right back at them, with humour, but some people can't take it. They're not used to women talking back.
Kesha
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Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. There's irony in what I do; that gets overlooked. I've listened to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way, often about women, and I'm not offended. It's meant to be funny. I'm throwing it right back at them, with humour, but some people can't take it. They're not used to women talking back.
Kesha
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Women are like a computer virus... they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer your money, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile and hang your life!
Unknown
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Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking!
Unknown
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
Unknown
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
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The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.
George W Bush
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Women's humor seems to be a little more supportive. It's just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like I'm going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys.
Paul Feig
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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
Nikhil Saluja
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I have some women friends but I prefer men. Don't trust women. There is a built-in competition between women.
Edna OBrien
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Women are always being tested...but ultimately, each of us has to define who we are individually and then do the very best job we can to grow into it.
Ritu Ghatourey
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