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World Ending Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "World Ending Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Wild intelligence abhors any narrow world; and the world of women must stay narrow, or the woman is an outlaw. No woman could be Nietzsche or Rimbaud without ending up in a whor..house or lobotomized.
Andrea Dworkin
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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A hard beginning maketh a good ending.
John Heywood
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People in the world can never imagine the length of days to those in asylums. They seemed never ending, and we welcomed any event that might give us something to think about as well as talk of.
Nellie Bly
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There is no such thing as a happy ending. It's always better to have a happy start because endings will be always the saddest part.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
Muhammad Ali
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I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end.
Unknown
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You want a happy ending, but not such a ridiculous happy ending that it doesn't mean anything to anybody.
Paul Feig
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Unknown
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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Just because your life story has a horrible beginning it doesn't mean that it can't have a happy ending.
Sonya Parker
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That's the difference between movies and real life. In real life, you don't always get a happy ending. -Jake
Hannah Montana
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Life's like a movie, write your own ending, keep believing, keep pretending.
Unknown
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Heroes know that things must happen when it is time for them to happen. A quest may not simply be abandoned; unicorns may go unrescued for a long time, but not forever; a happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story.
Peter S Beagle
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I think Lady GaGa, as an artist you know, she's undeniable. That was one of them things where sometimes I get a joke in my head and I kinda want to share it with the world, you know what I'm saying. So it was just one of them things man, and it's, you know, it's all in fun, it's hip-hop.
Eminem
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don't rush into love, because even in fairytales the happy ending takes place on the last page.
Unknown
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People always say to follow your heart but what they don't tell you, Is that, just because you follow your heart, it doesn't mean there'll be a happy ending...
Ana Chable
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a failed relationship is just a stepping stone to a perfect ending.
Ginger Smith
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Love is never ending. Nor is it ever begging. A man is born. A woman is born for him. In the fight to find each other, the perfect moments awaits its destiny. When they meet, they know. That's why love is never ending, nor begging. It's always and forever.
Adam Lang
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