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Your Not Getting Laid Quotes & Sayings
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Americans are terrified because so many of them have been laid off in recent years and months and they fear that they may be next. Even if they have not been laid off or have not known anyone laid off, they definitely know someone who has lost his home.
Ben Stein
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
Mark Twain
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Sorry the closest you'll get to getting laid this year is getting laid off.
Unknown
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I was stillborn. The midwives laid me aside, thought I was really gone. I laid there about an hour, and they picked me back up and tried again, 'cause my body was still warm. The Good Lord brought me back.
James Brown
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Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fu..ing rule! Oh, we are SO gonna get laid tonight! Seth: I am, I'm gonna get laid.
Superbad
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Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fu..ing rule! Oh, we are SO gonna get laid tonight! Seth: I am, I'm gonna get laid.
Superbad
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Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
Kevin Bacon
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[I]t is revolting to have no better reason for a rule of law than that it was laid down in the time of Henry IV. It is still more revolting if the grounds upon which it was laid down have vanished long since, and the rule simply persists through blind imitation of the past.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Can't be laid back with everyone. Some take advantage of that..
Unknown
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Laid back it's all been done before
Avril Lavigne
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The last of our enemies is laid low.
Clement Attlee
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I could never have a clingy relationship, has to be as laid back as possible.
Unknown
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Ugly girls know their fate, anybody can get laid.
REM
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I am blessed because JESUS laid down his life for me.
Unknown
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I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing.
Izaak Walton
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Being single sucks if you can't get laid. If you can, it's perfect.
Unknown
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If I was a s.. symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.
Moby
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Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam
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Good things come to those who wait, cause she laid me.
Blink 182
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The Pill serves as a daily reminder you're not getting laid.
Unknown
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