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Youre Ugly And Your Wife Dresses You Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Some days youre the dog, and some days youre the hydrant.
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Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that "awesoME" ends with "ME" and "Ugly" starts with "U".
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Never. ever stoppin', but these ni...s steady coppin'. So I'm ugly with the money. Ugly, ugly, Green Goblin.
Jae Millz
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It is better to have an ugly face than an ugly tongue as the ugly face could not hurting others, but the tongue can produce ugly words that hurt.
Siotto Castello
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
Nikhil Saluja
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
Larry David
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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If youre young and youre watching this, you guys know what youre up against. Especially if youre a girl. Its s.., right? And even fifty years from now, Im guessing its a still a really big deal. Its awkward and threatening. And thrilling. But, in a way, its like s.. is the easy part. Giving your heart to somebody. thats the scary part.
Peyton Sawyer
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Youre fattening faster than youre aging. Youre like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton.
Jeff Ross
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I was actually very ugly. I was ugly. I felt very insecure.
Jessica Hahn
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When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over you.
Chuck Palahniuk
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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
Robert Frost
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
Ritu Ghatourey
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Jim Backus
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Youre not making my mistakes, Bella. You sound like youre scared silly, and Im guessing its because youre afraid of me. -Renee Dwyer
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Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.
Margaret Cho
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The last thing a young woman needs is another picture of a s..y pop star writhing in sand, covered in grease, touching herself. My image was an issue at my record label. I fought for months and cried at meetings. I got criticized for being arrogant because if youre sure of yourself as a woman they say youre a bi... whereas if youre a man and youre strong-willed its normal.
Lady Gaga
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I hope the colder weather won't deter you from continuing to wear slutty summer dresses to the office.
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No two way about it, no matter how pretty you appear, if your heart is ugly, you are ugly.
Michael Mbuko
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In this world, no matter if youre rich or poor, ugly or beautiful everyone is of equal status. Only those who respect the others deserve respect.
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