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Youre Ugly And Your Wife Dresses You Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Beauty is but skin deep, ugly lies the bone; Beauty dies and fades away, but ugly holds its own.
Albert Einstein
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SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
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The thing about legs is youre born with them. Anybody can go out and buy boobs. But youre either blessed with attractive legs or youre not. Thats what makes them so s..y.
Stacy Keibler
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Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.
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A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.
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Its funny because Im playing a dad in some scenes in Breaking Dawn and Im portraying one in a movie Im doing now as well. Im terrified about doing it. I dont know what Im going to do when it comes to those scenes. Ive been complaining so much about having the makeup on and contact lenses. Kristen [Stewart] is like, Youre so pathetic. You have to just get over it. Why cant you just get used to it? Now, since Kristen has to wear contact lens, too, I can finally be like, You will know what its like. Youre going to be in constant aggravation the whole time. Which is great.
Robert Pattinson
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My baby getting chubby. Cue that Stevie Wonder music, aww isn't she lovely. Now I'm staring at her praying that things don't get ugly. And I'm stuck in that old cycle like wife leaves hubby.
Jay Z
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youre not really allowed to complain about any of this fame. Youre just supposed to be grateful. And obviously, I get it. Youre lucky and you should appreciate your luck. But, I mean, it just seems if you even hint that theres a bad side to any of this people will be like, Liar! I guess its because people want to have it as a dream.
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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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When youre in the public eye, youre a role model whether you want to be or not, and I want to be. Im not one of those self-obsessed artists who dont care about their fans. Its not just about the music. I look out into the O2 and there are 18,000 screaming young people and I have a responsibility to them and youre an idiot if you dont know that.
Lady Gaga
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As an actor I think youre always going to ride a fine line between doing something because you believe its the right thing to do, and guessing what the public wants to see. For politicians it must be the same, if not more so. You have to be quite vigilant with yourself and question why youre doing certain things as well as whats behind all that. Because otherwise, you can find yourself having made choices for the wrong reasons. And suddenly youre a completely different person than the one you thought you were a year earlier.
Michael Sheen
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
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It was always a fantasy of mine growing up, my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn't let my mom put me in anything but calico dresses and now...whaddaya know, every day I'm in a calico dress, basically, so it's kind of funny.
Chloe Sevigny
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
Les Dawson
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I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?
Luis Guzman
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They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
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