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God put haters on this earth for two reasons: 1. To motivate others. 2. To give no lives a job.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook.
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
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Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round.
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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Where can I get one of those Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist?
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The only thing that could stop me from taking selfies is a photo of what I look like taking selfies.
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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I last longer than Obamacare call center wait times.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!
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Obamacare is bringing relief to the millions of Americans who don't have to sign up for Obamacare.
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
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