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A Cop And A Drunk Driver Quotes & Sayings
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Demetri Martin
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)... and says, "Here, you can go."
Stephen Wright
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I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.
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A designated driver helps you party another day.
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New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal. 3. Driver hates you.
Dave Barry
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The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.
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I'm the type a ni... cop a Rolly, cop a Benz, cop a two. Then wear it all to Church, ni... Hallelu.
2 Chainz
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You cannot expect the guy who drove the car into the ditch to navigate it out of the ditch. You have to put a new driver in the seat. I'm not saying the new driver is going to be any better, but we need a new driver. Kerry is the only choice.
John Mellencamp
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Well wishers to my opposition. You ni...s probably cop a plea before you cop a pistol.
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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Dirty Harry, for example. Clint Eastwood was not a rogue cop. He was a maverick cop, but he was a good guy.
Charlton Heston
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Got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile. She said get out and spread your legs, and then she tried to cop a feel.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you have to say yes. -Heidi
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I think that one of the strengths of Cop Shoot Cop lay in the different, and at times, clashing personalities, Ideally, I want to have both ways of working in my life.
Jim Coleman
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I've never been a cop nor hope to be a cop, thanks.
Evan Hunter
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Was I always going to be here? No I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what's going to happen.
Morgan Freeman
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A racing driver has to be a good driver.
Emerson Fittipaldi
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