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A Cop And A Drunk Driver Quotes & Sayings
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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Well, they had a lot of the things they found in his possession. They had the map, you know, that marked the route of the parade. They had statements from the bus driver and the taxicab driver that hauled him somewhere.
Henry Wade
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I've never seen myself as a 'girl driver.' I'm just a driver.
Danica Patrick
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
Unknown
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank the blanket out from under him to use for other people. I just went, Dont fu..ing do that! I already wanted to kill the guy. I dont know if he was drunk or if he hit some ice. All I knew was, he was driving and Cliff wasnt alive anymore.
James Hetfield
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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I always said that you can use the same vehicle although the driver will change, or the same vehicle to go for the race. It's a different driver, this is exactly what's happening to the cabinet.
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi
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My driver Kellie Frost and I would race these fellows home and they were always faster on the highway. We did the same with Daniel and his driver, and thus began a long series of jokes and competitions to alleviate the impossible hours and tensions this film provoked.
Madeleine Stowe
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All of this is very nice, but I'm mainly focused on being a mom. I have a little book that I wrote in the fourth grade that said, 'I want to be an actress when I grow up, but I'll probably be a bus driver. I love my bus driver.' It's funny the way things play out.
Leslie Mann
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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People go 'You look a lot like Minnie Driver.' Once I said, 'Thanks, Minnie is a great actress.' But, it blew up in my face. This person said, 'Nah, didn't like the last movie she did.
Minnie Driver
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Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool? Alan Garner: I think the cop car part's pretty cool.
The Hangover
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I knew at an early age I wanted to act. Acting was always easy for me. I don't believe in predestination, but I do believe that once you get where ever it is you are going, that is where you were going to be. Was I always going to be here? No I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what's going to happen.
Morgan Freeman
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I'm an awful driver. I'm not going to lie about it. I'm not a good driver. I tried for a long time to pretend that I was. There's a lot of road rage and a lot of times it's directed at something I've done on the road.
Kristen Bell
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Hit a punk in the back with a pump in the back, till he's off balance. And I'm back in the front of the front of the future when you are mentioning talent. And I'm in the back in the back of the block with a cop wanna cop anybody's allowance.
Kendrick Lamar
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Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous. He was a bus driver. Who wants to be a bus driver? He didn't have any money and he was not famous. But despite that, the show is humorous.
George Thorogood
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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The difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following: Sentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to avoid hitting a rabbit on the road. Being sentimental is when the same driver, when swerving away from the rabbit, hits a pedestrian.
Frank Herbert
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
Unknown
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