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A Man Balls Quotes & Sayings
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Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!
Khloe Kardashian
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Cable has the balls to do what they want to do, the balls to tell the stories that need to be told. They don't have to worry about audiences, because they already have their viewership.
Omar Epps
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I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.
Kirstie Alley
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Some scenes you juggle two balls, some scenes you juggle three balls, some scenes you can juggle five balls. The key is always to speak in your own voice. Speak the truth. That's Acting 101. Then you start putting layers on top of that.
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He's got big balls, she's got big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all.
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No matter how long you play rock n roll songs might change just as the balls are there, the rock balls. And that's what's important to us.
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I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.
Salma Hayek
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Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they are held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best.
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When I walk around, sometimes people recognize me from things they've seen me in, TV or whatever. And they'd say, you know, stuff, and a lot of times, I wouldn't hear what they'd said because I had headphones on. So, I kinda just go, 'Cool, man. Glad you like the show.' And I'd just keep walking. And this one guy said something to me one time, and I went, 'Cool, man. Glad you like the show.' And then right when I walked past him, I realized, 'Oh, man, that guy didn't say anything about the show.' He went, 'Hey, man, your fly's down.' And I went, 'Cool, man. Glad you like the show. Glad you like seeing my d..k pop out of my pants. Come back next week, you can see one of my balls.'
Aziz Ansari
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My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.
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Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
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If you have this enormous talent, it's got you by the balls, it's a demon. You can't be a family man and a husband and a caring person and be that animal. d..kens wasn't that nice a guy.
Dustin Hoffman
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I thought for like five years that when you have s.., you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened, that you have to come a ball out of that little whole at the tip of your d..k. I was terrified! That's what I thought, you just...Bahh! And you push a ball out and she's screaming and there's blood everywhere...and you can only do it twice and then you're out of balls. That's what I thought. You come and have two babies, and then you just walk around with an empty sack for the rest of your life. Which turned out to be true...
Louis CK
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I kick off wars, and get behind walls and corporate doors, executive nose sore. Rich man, high, eight balls and quarters they call me, placin they orders.
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He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.
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Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
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He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets! -Dwayne the Bartender
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Hey I'm Alexa get in my van everyone knows I'm a 40 yr old man but it's ok just send me your nudes but wait I'm lesbian so please no dudes. i own every site even Inkdolls but they fail anyway so they can suck my balls i'll tell you my address if you live in Hollywood so please little girls come get my goods Eleven, Twelve, even Thirteen. Join my nude group and you'll see what I mean
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It was a challenge, but it was a good challenge. It was fun. I think just reacting to tennis balls and a man who had a blue suit on was hard for me, but I had seen paintings of all these mythical Terabithian creatures. So I really tried to visualize them when I was acting in the scene, so I could act like they were attacking me, and feel like if the thing was 'this big' or 'this big,' I would vary how much I would react.
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