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Aziz Shave Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Aziz Shave" sorted by relevance. 77 matching entries found.
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No shave November, don't shave December, jungle January, furry February, mustache march, ape April, matted may, just shave it June.
Unknown
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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Mitch Hedberg
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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Mitch Hedberg
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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Mitch Hedberg
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My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. Theres candles in the car. You goIs that dangerous? and I go, Yes...but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my cars on fire. You go, Aziz, your cars on fire. Arent you upset? I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, No. I knew this was gonna happen. And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.
Aziz Ansari
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Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.
Persis Khambatta
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I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.
The Situation
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I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
Woody Allen
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I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.
Aziz Ansari
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A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
Aziz Ansari
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It's all dangerously true. It'd be nice if something worked out for me, and then I'd have to get material out of that.
Aziz Ansari
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I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
Aziz Ansari
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Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
Aziz Ansari
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.
Aziz Ansari
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You missed a crazy party dude. I woke up with glitter on my d..k!
Aziz Ansari
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Nela; can you come and disinfect this please. I don't want our customers complaining that our fruit tastes like New Zealanders
Aziz Ansari
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I shave without using shaving cream.
Jerry Stiller
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Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.
Aziz Ansari
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Pakistan has not recognized Israel... any such decision would be taken in supreme national interests after due consultation of the parliament.
Shaukat Aziz
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We need prefab housing, we need to repair what can be repaired. We have appealed to the whole world to ship tents and blankets to Pakistan.
Shaukat Aziz
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