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Bathroom Humo Quotes & Sayings
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You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there.
Lawrence Kasdan
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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Bill Cosby
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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended. And this is all very natural and organic and in tune with mysterious cycles of the cosmos, which believes that theres nothing like millions of years of really frustrating trial and error to give a species moral fiber and, in some cases, backbone.
Terry Pratchett
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Where's the bathroom at cause I really really gotta pee.
Afrojack
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
King George V
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I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
Billy Wilder
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'You look so cute in the bathroom mirror photo you took of yourself.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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Being paranoid about people hearing you in the bathroom while you're peeing.
Unknown
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That one mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody uses...
Unknown
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Its OK to use the bathroom at my house as long as you buy something.
Jimmy Kimmel
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Being a parent means treasuring every moment. Also you will never be able to go to the bathroom alone again.
Unknown
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Going to the bathroom is not a spectator sport.
Doug Wilson
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All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.
Linda Fiorentino
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There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.
Leah Remini
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Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window. -Mr. Jones
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Shout out to the girls that write there feelings on the bathroom stalls.
Unknown
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I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.
Hank Hill
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I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.
Rod Stewart
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I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.
Natalie Wood
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