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Beard Peter Griffin Quotes & Sayings
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Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off.
Peter Griffin
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But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.
Bill Walton
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I'd say, 'Come again?' and I'd laugh as I said, 'Come.'
Peter Griffin
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Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values.
Terry Southern
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Um, if by ead you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.
Peter Griffin
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You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.
Peter Griffin
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Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
Peter Griffin
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Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Peter Griffin
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Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
Peter Griffin
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Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Peter Griffin
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Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homos..ually.
Peter Griffin
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Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
Peter Griffin
14 Likes
Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.
Peter Griffin
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If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.
Peter Griffin
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Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you.
Peter Griffin
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All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long as were all the same religion. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
Peter Griffin
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What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? That's what soap is for, Lois.
Peter Griffin
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