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Beat Friends Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Beat Friends Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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you're wanting me to get, get, get it. Beat, beat, beat it, beat, beat, beat it.
Chris Brown
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Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.
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Were beatin-up-the-beat, thats what we say when were doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, were banging it as the beat builds cause that beats hittin us so were fightin back, its like we beat up that beat.
Pauly D
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I beat that pu... like production. Or like Rocky, beat the Russian. Or like Jordan, beat the buzzer.
Lil Wayne
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments, and that is when it's nice to let them know that you could beat them up.
Michael Scott (The Office)
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I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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Its funny how enemies seem to stick around longer than friends.
Unknown
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Man I go crazy on the beat I go Nimrod, Man I act a ass, treat the beat like a hemorrhoid Man I go to work on the beat, call it employ, Man I kicks it, b-tch get your shin guard
Lil Wayne
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If you can't join them, beat them.
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A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
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I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.
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The art of giving advice to best friends is to make them believe that they thought of it themselves.
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Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
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The awkward moment when you see your friends are friends with people you don't like.
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Friends don't let friends do stupid things...ALONE!
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When the average man becomes thoroughly acquainted with himself, he ceases to wonder why has so few friends.
Unknown
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