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Beat Friends Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Beat Friends Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Karma takes too long, so I'm just gonna beat the crap out of you now.
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One reason I live with my parents is to beat Thanksgiving traffic.
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You can't stop YouTube-ing me. On repeat, runnin' this beat. You can't stop, it's funny to me.
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Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Choose your friends carefully; I rather be picky than to pick the wrong friends.
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Georgia Tech beat us and Mississippi Southern tied us last year, and Texas beat us after we had the game won. We only played about five games the way we were capable of playing and lost one of those.
Bear Bryant
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On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me 12 chicks I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvveeee drama queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a pokin' and a ex who won't stop inboxing me!
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Friends are like underwear .... Some crawl up your ass... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some are your favorite... Some are cheap and just plain nasty... And some actually do cover your a.. when u need them too.
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Gay Republicans, how exactly does that work? 'We disapprove of our own lifestyle. We beat ourselves up in parking lots.'
Paula Poundstone
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Never argue with idiots. Because First they bring you to their level and then they beat you with their experience.
Nishan Panwar
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How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.
Dwight David Eisenhower
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Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!
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You shouldn't have any betting in the locker room at all, whether it's baseball or it's horses. You can't beat the horses. You can't beat any kind of gambling because they have the odds.
George Steinbrenner
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Songs used to be short, then they became longer, and now they're getting shorter. But otherwise, music is about a beat and a message. If the beat gets to the audience, and the message touches them, you've got a hit.
Casey Kasum
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A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
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It's so funny how 'friends' forget us when they don't need any more favors.
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Beat that pu... up, beat it down til' your head explode, mammi up, certified; show me how you feel inside, if that condom pop, I aint stoppin; I'm gon come inside.
Maino
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That awkward moment when your friend is friends with the person you hate.
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Sorry you're finally mature enough to just want a quiet evening with friends on New Year's Eve.
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