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Beat Friends Funny Quotes & Sayings
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It is good to have friends both in Heaven and Hell?
George Herbert
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Dont believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves.
Albert Camus
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It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.
F Scott Fitzgerald
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Its so funny how friends forget us when they don't need any more favors.
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The best time to make friends is before you need them.
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Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.
Mason Cooley
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I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!
Archie Bunker
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If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap.
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Friends: ask you why you're crying? Best friends: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
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You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
Unknown
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Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Donna Roberts
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When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.
H L Mencken
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Helicopters don't fly... they just beat the air into submission.
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Someone introduce me to whoever invented Mornings. I will beat the shit out of them.
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Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
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Best friends are like thighs they are always sticking together.
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Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think I'm outgoing. My best friends know that I'm completely insane.
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
Nora Dunn
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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