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Best Funny Fb Statuslly Get To Meet My Nephew Quotes & Sayings
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Check out my nephew He jumped up in the window just to see you.
Raekwon
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What, nephew, said the king, is the wind in that door?
Thomas Malory
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You look like Captain Crunch's overweight nephew.
Immortal Technique
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When my nephew was 3 and 4, he would say the most genius things. He said, You're hammer macho with FBI dogs. I thought it was just one of those great lines.
Beck
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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I have a 92 year old father whose doing beautifully who lives in Chicago and a sister and a nephew and a niece and I love coming back and try to do so fairly often.
Bob Balaban
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
Tim Allen
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The sooner I never see you again, the better it'll be for both of us when we meet.
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You're something that someone would only meet in a nightmare.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The more guys I meet, the more I like snakes.
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Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Jimmy Durante
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Sorry you didn't meet my ridiculously low standards.
Unknown
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im 22 years od and I meet my soulmate at the age of 14 and been with him since idh I meet him he diddnt go to my school I meet him at a concert it was a michael jackson concert in californa idk whyv we stayd together so long but I guess things happen for a reason¥
Ashley Tibits
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The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
Sam Ewing
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The honest reason was my niece and nephew weren't allowed to see Uncle Vin movies, and they're my biggest fans. I guess I got a little sick of, 'No, you can't come to this one no, you can't come to that one.' And they're, 'But I saw the poster, Uncle Vin.'
Vin Diesel
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It's so funny how my name has always been such a big deal. When I was growing up, my family was always moving. I had to meet new people all the time. And they'd laugh.
Calista Flockhart
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Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into but I cant help it. I really suck as a guest at cocktail parties.
Steve Carell
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Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters.
Dakota Fanning
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I love it when people say things to me in public and want to meet me, because I want to meet them! Early on, my manager told me, 'If you want to sell 500,000 records, then go out there and meet 500,000 people.'
Taylor Swift
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