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Boat Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Embarking on a new relationship is like setting off at sea in a sail boat for two. Too much baggage from the past will sink it. Too many others in the boat will rock it. If both people don't do their part, the boat will go in circles going no where fast. But most of all, if the boat was suspect and was not solid from the start, it will spring a leak and fall apart just when you need it most.
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What you learn after you're 40 is it's just about plugging up holes in the boat.
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If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't want to ever be referred to as a 'boating enthusiast'. I hope they call me 'a guy who likes to boat'.
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If you try to watch the movie Titanic backwards...it's actually about a magical boat that saves people.
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22 cars and a boat, totalled? How did hell you sink a boat? -Capt. Howard
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Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
Bernie Mac
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We're not necessarily the ski boat, we're the skier. There are countries like Japan and Korea and others who are the ski boat at this point, but we're getting pulled right behind them.
Steve Largent
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Ive got a boat to sail on the ocean. Ive got a boat to take to the sea.
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
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To have God on our side doesn't mean sailing on a boat with no storms, it means having a boat that no storm can sink!
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The boat can't cross the river by paddling on one side. It should be paddled on the opposite side as well. That's called balance. If that is lost, the boat will flip.
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We're friends,you laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry, you jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your stupid ass!
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Life is like a boat without a paddle, you have the option to swim. Not knowing if you'll survive or when you'll make it to shore. But it's better then sitting in a floating boat to nowhere.
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From the sea came a boat with some Israeli commando soldiers who took me by the commando boat to the yacht and put me on the yacht. In the yacht I asked people, who are you. And they said we are Israelis, French and British.
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An important skill all leaders must have is a great sense of humor, humor keeps everyone at ease and break the ice between people. An effective leader must also be approachable and open.
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Coast to coast the high seas echo it's not you it's me If the wind were down, I could drive the boat with my sighs I could drive the boat... if the wind... were down.
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Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.
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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain
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