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Coffee Humour Quotes & Sayings
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I never worked in a coffee shop and I don't drink coffee, so I never thought I would become a coffee pusher on TV.
Scott Patterson
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As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
Mark Twain
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Starbucks goes to a great effort, and pays twice as much for its coffee as its competitors do, and is very careful to help coffee producers in developing countries grow coffee without pesticides and in ways that preserve forest structure.
Jared Diamond
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So somebody told me that if I wasn't a coffee drinker yet, by the end of college I'd have to be, because a math major is so tough I would have to stay up very late. I was going to need coffee to do that. Well, merely because they said that, I never drank coffee in college, never got addicted to it, never needed it.
Danica McKellar
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A musician cannot move others unless he too is moved. He must of necessity feel all of the affects that he hopes to arouse in his audience, for the revealing of his own humour will stimulate a like humour in the listener.
Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach
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Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.
Simon Wiesenthal
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A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all.
Henry Ward Beecher
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So I wrote what I hoped would be science fiction, I was not at all sure if what I wrote would be acceptable even. But I don't say that I consciously wrote with humour. Humour is a part of you that comes out.
Robert Sheckley
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Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
Jessi Lane Adams
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I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
Flash Rosenberg
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Forever: The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
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Deena's out of control! I just spilled my coffee & I don't even drink coffee.
Pauly D
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way
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I like my women like I like my coffee, held tightly between my thighs while I'm driving.
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way
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There isnt not enough coffee in the world for me to become a morning person.
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