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Cubs White Sox Funny Quotes & Sayings
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As a citizen of the great city of Chicago, I find it impossible to root against the White Sox. The White Sox organization has been much more consistent, in my lifetime at least, at putting a winning ballclub on the field.
Billy Corgan
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You can look but don't touch. I'll stay on my toes like them White Sox.
J Cole
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My pat line about the Cubs and payroll is that the amount of merchandise the Cubs would sell off a world series championship would more than cover for a big payroll.
Billy Corgan
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All this stuff is so mind-blowing to me that I get to do in my life. Throwing the first pitch out at the White Sox game on a random Wednesday? Like who am I? How did I get this life? I'm glad I'm not jaded, and little kids are the least jaded people in the entire world, so it's fun to be around people that still find wonder in how cool things are.
Jonah Hill
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The Cubs are due in sixty-two.
Ernie Banks
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White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House for the summer.
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I live and die with the Chicago Cubs.
Sara Paretsky
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The Cubs are gonna shine in sixty-nine.
Ernie Banks
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White
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All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.
Dizzy Dean
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Now, 0 for 50 would be a historic achievement on any other team, but on the Cubs it is usually called September.
Bernie Lincicome
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Just as the Red Sox proved the critics wrong, Maine can compete and can win.
John Baldacci
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I've been proud to be a lifelong Chicago Cub and still be with the Cubs. That's always been important to me and I think it's always been special.
Ryne Sandberg
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After the season with the Celtics, he said he wouldn't pitch for the Red Sox for four weeks because it took him that long to get out of shape.
Bill Russell
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This is a conspiracy so large, it's in comparison with the 1918 Chicago Black Sox, Roswell and with the assassination of JFK himself!
Chris Jericho
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Marihuana influences Negroes to look at white people in the eye, step on white men's shadows and look at a white woman twice.
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It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it's in the Bush Administration.
Roger Ebert
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One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.
Joe Garagiola
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.
Kim Kardashian
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