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Daniel Tosh George Bush Quotes & Sayings
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If you really hate George Bush, you don't want to read about his hobbies or that he's nice to his friends or that he's good company at dinner.
Daniel Okrent
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Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Daniel Tosh
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Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
Daniel Tosh
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Until I was thirteen I thought my name was Shutup.
Daniel Tosh
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If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die...not sorry.
Daniel Tosh
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I think I'd make a better president than George Bush. I'll tell you what, George Bush and d..k Cheney have been to jail more times than I have, and I used to shoot heroin, now what does that tell you?
Dave Mustaine
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If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.
Daniel Tosh
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Daniel Tosh
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No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.
Daniel Tosh
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George W. Bush is a leader, and that's what we need in the White House. George Bush is someone you can believe and trust.
Jim Edgar
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Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a 2nd chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?
Daniel Tosh
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I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.
Daniel Tosh
80 Likes
When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
Daniel Tosh
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Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
Daniel Tosh
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Daniel Tosh
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There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
Daniel Tosh
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
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My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.
Daniel Tosh
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If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?
Daniel Tosh
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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Daniel Tosh
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